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[rode]

out of character: contact. private message, or marlinspike. backtagging. always and forever. i can be pretty slow but i try to be consistent. est. threadhopping. when appropriate! fourthwalling. pass. offensive subjects. i'm generally easy peasy lemon squeezy; i'll holler if anything's going in a direction i don't like. captcha. don't mind powering through, don't mind taking things elsewhere. gen. i'm a monster for aus in general; maybe it makes me a sucker but i particularly dig revisionist american history (e.g. the hateful eight) and would love to explore something in that vein (something a little less blatantly silly than kingsman is, i guess); kinda looking for any au that would give me an excuse to icon narcos. also interested in exploring some pre-canon stuff or alternate post-canon stuff. shipping. preference for m/f but feel free to prod me about anything. he's pretty hung up on his high school sweetheart but i'm a sucker for garbage, so bring it tbh. in character: fighting. let's do it. injuries. sure. death. [ waves hand from side to side ] telepathy/psychic abilities. just give me a holler first! physical affection. i'm down to clown. flirting. if you're ready for a real barn-storming, sure. warnings. he cusses a bit/has a braggadocio problem, but otherwise is pretty sociable.